I am not normally much of a conspiracy theorist, but I am pretty sure that my children have worked out a schedule to
never let me sleep in again. Remember a month ago when Anneliese would sleep until like 9 and Nathan would wake up and play in his room for hours and hours before he needed us? Remember that? Yeah, that's
long gone. I think what happened is that Nathan and Anneliese put their heads together and managed to sync up their schedules so that between the hours of 5 and 7am,
at least one of them is always upset. For the last week, they have been alternating who gets up at 5am each day. Seriously.
Yesterday Mark got up at 4-something in the morning for work, and left the house at 5:15 (he had parked his car out near a main road the day before since we figured driving on
snow in the middle of the day would be way easier than driving on the next morning's
ice in the pitch darkness... but that means he had to walk quite a ways to his car at 5am... which just proves that clearly he will do anything to provide for his family, so it's kind of hot in a martyr-ish
icy kind of way... but I digress) and about 30 seconds after he closed the door, when I was almost back to sleep, Anneliese started fussing. I turned the monitor down for 10 minutes (DO NOT JUDGE ME) in the hopes that she would settle herself down and save me from having to wake all the way back up and listen to her scream, but... no dice.
So I went down to get her, changed her, and brought her back upstairs since I thought she might eat and then doze off with me in bed (and in doing so, keep all the loud chaos upstairs and
maybe let Nathan keep sleeping). Um, hahaha. Not so much.
But she did
finally fall back asleep at like 6:15, immediately before Nathan woke up. (Because they have their timing worked out
that well. Impressive huh?) And he didn't wake up talking about trucks or snow, but crying. Not the kind of crying that you can tune out for a few minutes while he settles himself back down, but the kind of crying that you
have to attend to.
Mommy hold you, want Mommy crying. At least he was asking for me instead of Mark and I'm not one to ignore that. :)
But anyway I went down to get him and
of course as soon as I moved an inch of my body away from my now-sleeping daughter, she woke right back up. Ugh. So I thought while everyone was awake, I might as well just bring the dogs down and feed them and get that whole ruckus out of the way... so that maybe after
that, we could all get back in bed and sleep in after all. For some reason, I absolutely refused to give up on the idea of more sleep. I just couldn't let it go.
So I put Anneliese in her crib and let her start working on that back-to-sleep thing, and I got this optimistic feeling when I put her down and the thumb went straight into her mouth with no tears or fussing. But... you know where this is going, right?
So Nathan is in his room, still crying. And I was patiently (or not so much) waiting for the pups to find the perfect place to make yellow snow, so I could close the house back up and get warm again. But Simon was in the backyard and
would not come upstairs. He was just standing at the bottom of the deck looking timid and unsure on the snow. Finally I got a little snippity and yelled at him. Being a good mom and all. So he came up the icy deck stairs, legs splaying all over the place on the ice, and wouldn't you know one foot slipped off the back of the step
and he was stuck.
I should say now that Simon is kind of a baby and his cry is
so loud. It sounds like someone is torturing him. Are you wondering if it woke Anneliese up? Because of course it did. HE WAS HOWLING.
Of course I had bare feet, and I couldn't go out in the snow and rescue him like that. So I had to run through the house to find some shoes, and at that point *I* started crying because I was just so tired and drained (getting Nathan to sleep the night before hadn't been an easy task either).
So at that point I had a toddler in one room crying for me, a baby in a another room screaming from exhaustion and frustration, and a puppy outside howling because he is stuck in -- quite literally
in -- the deck, and
in case you're keeping count, that's three beasts crying at once... and one exhausted mommy sobbing right along with them. And this was all before 7am.
But the good news is that Simon is fine, I was able to get him out of the deck and he isn't broken or anything. Anneliese did go right back to sleep once the chaos stopped. (And no neighbors came over the strangle me or anything.) And a few minutes of snuggling helped Nathan feel better (and who am I kidding? I hate it when he feels bad but I
love that it makes him want to snuggle with me... again DON'T JUDGE ME). And Simon slept the rest of the afternoon away, putting on his pitiful face in order to get a sympathy pat whenever I walked by. Which totally worked.
And Mark and I had an awesome date last night, so even though my day had a rough start, it ended up pretty darned good.