Stair Stuck

Okay internet, Charlotte would like to teach you how to climb stairs.

Well, how to climb one stair. (It's kinda her thing.)

Step 1 - drag yourself over to the stairs, pushing yourself on your belly using mostly just your left leg. It ain't pretty, but with practice, it's quick enough.

Step 2 - use your leg (only your leg!) to push yourself up onto the bottom step. Remember, arms are only for balance! And to get your thumb into your mouth! Don't actually use them! Something terrible might happen if you use your arms!

Step 3 - Lie on your belly on the bottom step. Since you don't have the leverage to get to the next step unless you want to use your arms (psssssht), just get comfy here. Look around. It will be interesting for at least twenty seconds.

Step 4 - Get bored on the bottom step. Climb up on your knees and contemplate using your arms to get to the next one. HA HA NO. Decide to fuss instead.

Step 5 - Repeat one hundred and eleven times a day.

And that's how you climb a stair.