If I could Make an Internet PSA

My internet friends are super cool and I love them all to bunches (especially you YES YOU). And they're totally worth making a little PSA to help them with their online habits. So, here are some issues I would tackle if I could ever make said PSA:

1.) Stop tweeting your protected instagrams. The only people who can see it are your instagram followers. Who will see it ALREADY, because they follow you THERE.

2.) Y'all, we have got to talk about the difference in phase and faze. Your kid is going through a phase. If your kid takes something in stride, he was not fazed. You look dumb. Stop that.

3.) If your kid is five years old, you don't need hyphens to say that. You only need hypens if you're making it an adjective, like saying you have a five-year-old kid. Stop that too.

4.) I can't believe I still have to say this in 2013, but turn off captcha for your blog comments. It's why you don't get any comments. True story. 

*4a.) (Helpful tip: if you're worried about spam, just enable comment moderation for anything over, say, a week old, which will be the VAST MAJORITY of your posts, and will therefore cut down on the VAST MAJORITY of your spam.)

5.) Turn your iphone camera the other way FTLOG.

Hm my PSA might be a little snarky. I mean it out of love. If we can just stop with that protected instagram tweets thing, I can make peace with the rest. Love you all. Smooches.

(In other news, I might or might not be full of first world problems.)